Journal last updated: Thursday, June 27th 2013 at 6:29 AM I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time! The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, but at the end of the day it was just taking up space.
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I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.